#CATS 2019

[best-movie-ever-tournament]

1998:

its just amazing. such a beautiful musical, such a shame that people think cats is bad full stop, because of the 2019 film.

2019:

It's an insult to the original musical, but there are celebrities there.

[cheshirecatlair]

WITNESS YOUR TRUE SELF!

GAZE INTO YOUR TRUE VISAGE!

NYEEHEEHEEHEE! 😈

All right, whose dick does Nixon need to suck to get a Dashcon 2 ticket???

[mrjester27]

Making drawings from photos I took of the film

But cool

Photo↓

The characters are Plato, Demeter, Tantomile, Victoria, Munkustrap, Socrates, Jenny and Tugger

[dazedbydeath]

does anyone know why skimble explodes after doing his song in the 2019 movie

[jelliclelikeyouu]

sideways come back the cats kids miss you

[kaboomi]

Outing myself as a Cats fan to draw the bestest bois

[spongebobssquarepants]

[statisticalcats2]

Seven Cat Calls 2024

Week 13: Victoria

Phyllida Crowley-Smith Francesca Hayward Georgina Pazcoguin

[demynom]

Shout out to @liltypoman for running a dnd oneshot for me and my wife in which we got to play as rum tum tugger and bombalurina on a mission to kill Tom Hooper for his Cats 2019 sins

[rabnerd28]

Watching Cats (2019) DvD Commentary

Thoughts as I watch:

Tom is literally basing this entire movie on the one time he saw Cats in 1981 when he was 8 years old

He called the movie a coming of age film about Victoria meeting characters that effect her and that Tugger represents the sin of lust (yes I am laughing)

He said abandoned three times in a row to describe Grizabella

Tom made up the thing about Grizabella used to be with Macavity happened because he wanted to cut out the idea that she was a prostitute

Has Bustopher eat trash because he thought that's what cats would be more interested in

The pause in Bustopher Jones when he says to gather the cats is a meta joke about the cats actually being people

The food was CGI

"Sees the implication of his unchecked appetites" in reference to Victoria and Bustopher Jones

Hooper brought his niece and nephew to set to play on the Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer set

He keeps insisting that there is a learning and growing arc for Victoria, but I have no idea what he's talking about

He has barely talked about the characters as actual characters and mostly just talks about how great it is to work with famous celebrity number five or how they're symbolical. I think he's making things up at this point

He added the love story because he thought Misto trying to figure out how to be a magician was a good parallel with Victoria's story of finding herself

Originally the first barge scene was longer with a lot of improv from James and Rebel as Growltiger went on

"Robbie Fairchild is brilliant" that is the only thing Tom said that makes sense

This man really said "women can be the god of cats in 2019"

Judie and Ian were the ones to decide that Gus and Old D had a thing...well at least they followed the pattern of cats actors making weird decisions for their characters

I've come to the conclusion that Tom chose his cast based on which famous actors he's always wanted to work with

Tom has no idea how to describe choreography...just like how he has no idea how to film it

Giving Victoria a solo to sing was ALW's idea

He thinks the call and response of Beautiful Ghosts and Memory is brilliant and doesn't understand how he fucked that up

They almost cut "Moments of Hapiness"

He keeps talking about how great this film is for women, but where is Demeter sir!

He didn't know that it's Jellylorum that sings Gus' song and because Ian couldn't tell what the relationship between the two was he cut out her singing it for him

He talks about the advantage of mixing the CGI with the practical clothing, and I'm like, you know what would be even better? No CGI!

I don't know who's playing Bomba, but she was the first person to be cast in Cats

He said that he thinks Macavity works better as a solo and it didn't need to be a duet...I have never felt more like murder in my whole life

Taylor Swifts dad gave him the idea for the catnip

He likes the idea of Macavity being evil yet still plays by the rules...why?

He's talking about the changes from the musical to Mr Mistoffelees, and boy is he not bringing up that Tugger is the one that sings the number

Talks about community like there was any in this movie

This man has no idea who Jemima/Sillabub is, does he?

He finally mentioned Mette Towley as Cassandra at least. Recognize that she's the best character in this film goddamit!

Apparently Munkustrap was supposed to be learning about leading this whole film...wat

Apparently he watched the 98 film several times while writing the script...and yet this movie is straight

I'm not watching the commentary for the end credits. Fuck I hate this man

[jellicle-junkyard]

The cats in Cats 2019 should have had claws, I feel like that would have made the human hands feel more cat like and less I dunno naked?

[skapediem]

fuck it unironic cats (2019) fanart

[gotham-native]

shout out to the 6 actors from cats 2019 that portrayed their characters in ways i didn't hate and dare i say i liked

[mrjester27]

Rant video for Cats the Movie

I'm going to make a video about a rant about my humble opinion on Cats the Movie

And this is the intro

I had a dream, a hope, and an app similar to Capcut that doesn't force you to pay for everything

[korybing]

I just realized I never posted the CATS zine I made back in 2020! I've had the CATS brainrot since like uhhhhhhh 1998? I know all the deep CATS lore.